As I write this post, I will have been on hold for a record THREE HOURS AND TWENTY-SIX MINUTES with the Illinois Health Department while this tinny music plays the same EIGHT bars over and over and over and over and…
I figured that it would take a while to get this health coverage sorted but a three hour hold time is a bit ridiculous. I feel like I’ve gone out for the three hour tour and ended up on Gilligan’s Island. Ugh. That show was the WORST. It wasn’t even funny and I always wanted to punch Gilligan in the face. You know what is funny? This:
I literally lol’ed. Way to miss out, Fallon.
So glad I’m off work today. Hope your day is going… well, just going anywhere, really. As for me, I’ll continue to hold.